Israeli Commandos vs Nazi Waffen SS
Beginning Analysis: What happens when defenders of the Jewish Nation take on opponents from their dark past? Read on to see who...is...deadliest!?
Israeli Commandos
Short
Range:
Glock
19
Pistol
Medium
Range:
Micro
Galil
Assault
Rifle
Long
Range
(Explosive):
AT4
Rocket
Launcher
Explosive:
Semtex
Nazi Waffen SS
Short
Range:
Luger
PO8
Pistol
Medium
Range:
MP44
Assault
Rifle
Long
Range
(Explosive):
Panzerfaust
Explosive
:
Bouncing
Betty
Who Got the Edge
Glock 19 vs Luger PO8: The
Glock
19
gets
the
edge.
Although
both
pistols
have
the
same
barrel
length
(102mm),
the
Glock
19
has
a
couple
advantages
over
the
Luger.
It
has
a
higher
ammo
capacity
(can
accept
clips
containing
10
rounds,
all
the
way
up
to
17
rounds.
The
Luger
can
only
accept
8-round
clips)
and
weighs
less
when
unloaded
(595g
compared
to
the
Luger's
unloaded
weight
of
870g).
Micro Galil vs MP44: The
Micro
Galil
gets
the
edge.
It
has
a
slightly
higher
ammo
capacity
(35
rounds
a
clip,
compared
to
the
MP44's
ammo
capacity
of
30
rounds
a
clip),
firing
rate
(650
-
750
rounds
a
minute,
compared
to
the
MP44's
firing
rate
of
500
-
600
rounds
a
minute),
and
a
lighter
weight
unloaded
(2.95kg
compared
to
the
MP44
unloaded
weight
of
4.22kg).
AT4 vs Panzerfaust: Both
launchers
get
the
edge.
They
have
about
the
same
firing
range,
and
are
both
disposable
after
being
used.
Semtex vs Bouncing Betty: Semtex
gets
the
edge.
Although
the
Bouncing
Betty
can
inflict
horrific
damage,
Semtex
can
be
shaped
into
any
blast
configuration,
and
has
far
more
force
behind
the
explosion
it
creates.
Setup
It
was
a
warm
day
on
the
Israeli
coast.
The
warm
air
from
the
Mediterranian
made
the
area
rather
pleasant
to
live
in,
or
at
least
have
a
picnic
with
loved
ones.
For
a
group
of
commandos,
however,
it
wouldn't
be
a
walk
in
the
park.
These
5
commandos
were
on
a
simple
security
tour
in
their
jeep,
when
they
were
getting
within
range
of
an
abandoned
subpen
that
the
Nazi's
used
during
WW2.
The
jeep
was
getting
closer,
when
one
of
the
commandos
sitting
in
the
back
picked
up
his
binoculars
to
get
a
glimpse
at
what
he
thought
was
a
red
flag
of
some
kind.
Thomas,
a
fellow
commando,
noticed
what
his
comrade
was
doing,
leaned
over
to
talk
to
him.
"Hey
Mike,
whatcha
doing?"
he
asked.
"I
thought
I
saw
something
at
the
subpen."
responded
Thomas.
"Hey,
is
the
subpen
on
our
security
tour?"
The
driver
knodded.
"Yes
it
is."
he
responded.
"Some
of
the
locals
have
been
reporting
some
strange
things
happening
there
lately.
It's
not
going
to
be
a
long
search
though.
Just
a
quick
run
though
and
such."
Mike
knodded,
and
put
his
binoculars
back
into
it's
holder.
A
minute
later,
and
all
five
commandos
arrived
at
the
subpen.
They
got
out
of
their
jeep,
and
started
walking
inside.
"Huh,
I
didn't
see
it
again."
spoke
Mike.
"What
didn't
you
see?"
Thomas
asked.
"There
was
a
red
flag
that
I
saw
earlier."
responded
Mike.
"I
couldn't
get
a
complete
look
at
it."
"Perhaps
we'll
see
it
again."
a
commando
from
behind
said.
Mike
knodded,
and
the
five
soldiers
walked
inside,
hoping
to
not
find
any
sign
of
trouble.
The
commandos
first
gazed
upon
the
front
office
of
the
subpen.
The
room
was
dark,
and
dust
covered
everything
they
saw.
A
rotten,
wooden
desk
standing
to
the
right
still
had
a
tattered
Nazi
flag
drapped
over
it.
It
still
oozed
evil
&
darkness,
and
it
was
then
that
Mike
had
a
reaction.
"That's
the
flag!"
he
yelled,
pointing
at
it.
Thomas
walked
right
over.
"Are
you
positive
that's
what
you
saw?"
he
asked.
Mike
knodded.
"Positive."
he
said.
"I
didn't
see
all
of
it,
but
I'm
certain
that
the
flag
I
saw
was
this."
"Then
we
should
be
careful
as
we're
going
through."
A
commando
from
behind
said.
"Agreed."
said
Thomas.
"Let's
keep
moving
through
here,
and
keep
out
eyes
open."
A
minute
later,
and
they
showed
up
at
a
damp
hallway.
Beams
of
light
came
through
the
boarded
windows,
illuminated
the
dust
that
was
floating
around.
The
commandos
could
hear
the
sea
pounding
against
the
coast,
and
the
seagulls
screeching
as
they
were
flying
around.
A
boarded
window
at
the
end
of
the
hallway
was
letting
in
a
bit
more
light
than
the
others
were.
Mike
thought
he
had
hear
voices
coming
from
the
outside,
and
ran
right
over
to
confirm
what
he
heard.
He
got
what
he
want,
and
then
some.
Out
in
the
seayard
was
an
old
German
U-Boat,
tied
to
the
docks,
with
a
Nazi
Flag
waiving
high
in
the
area.
There
were
crates
stacked
right
by
the
ramp
of
the
U-boat,
emblazoned
with
the
Nazi
swastica.
Mike
ducked
downward,
just
in
case
somebody
from
the
outside.
"Are
you
seeing
this?"
he
asked
Thomas.
"Yes,
I
am."
responded
Thomas.
"Either
that,
or
the
buzz
I
got
from
that
wine
I
druck
a
night
ago
is
kicking
back
in,
and
I'm
hallucinating."
"Lets
go
down
there
and
take
a
look
around."
said
a
commando
behind
them.
"Might
be
a
clue
that
we
could
find."
"Then
let's
go."
Thomas
spoke,
who
waived
the
other
commandos
past
him.
They
went
through
an
opening
at
the
end
of
the
hallway,
and
out
onto
the
seayard.
The
wind
was
still
blowing
around
gently,
and
the
seagulls
were
still
floating
through
the
air.
The
squad
quickly
got
behind
a
row
of
large
crated
when
they
heard
footsteps
coming
towards
them,
making
sure
that
they
weren't
seen.
A
moment
later,
the
sounds
of
the
footsteps
stopped,
and
the
sound
of
chatter
started.
The
language
confirmed
what
the
commando's
feared:
it
was
German.
The
commando's
had
uncovered
a
Nazi
cell.
Thomas
gathered
the
other
commandos
around
him.
"Alright,
here's
the
plan."
he
spoke.
"We'll
take
out
those
two
guards,
then
get
onto
that
sub.
If
there's
anybody
in
said
sub,
simply
take
them
down.
Once
the
sub
has
been
cleared,
head
to
the
engine
room,
and
plant
some
Semtex.
Once
that's
done,
get
the
hell
out,
and
light
the
damn
thing
up.
Any
questions?"
The
commandos
simply
knodded.
"Okay
then,
let's
get
to
work."
Thomas
said.
Mike
and
two
of
the
commandos
headed
left,
while
Thomas
and
the
other
commando
headed
to
the
right.
Thomas
was
within
inches
of
the
two
Nazis,
enough
that
he
could
kill
them
with
his
Glock
19
he
thought
to
himself.
He
drew
the
pistol
from
it's
holster,
and
aimed
it
at
the
two
targets.
5
bullets
later,
and
the
two
targets
were
down.
Israeli Commandos: 5/Nazi Waffen SS: 3
Thomas
holstered
his
pistol
and
waived
Mike
and
the
other
commandos
forward.
He
and
the
commando
that
was
with
him
went
forward
towards
the
U-boat
ramp.
They
kept
their
eyes
&
ears
open
for
any
other
sign
of
Nazi
activity.
As
they
were
walking
up
the
ramp,
they
failed
to
notice
a
man
on
top
of
a
nearby
shed,
with
a
Panzerfaust
slung
over
his
back.
He
took
it
off,
and
aimed
it
right
at
the
commandos.
As
they
were
opening
the
U-boat
hatch,
the
Panzerfaust
was
fired,
sending
it's
explosive
content
right
at
them.
Thomas,
Mike,
and
one
of
the
other
commandos
managed
to
get
down
into
the
sub
just
before
the
rocket
hit,
sending
flame
&
shrapnel
through
the
two
commandos
who
didn't
make
it
down
in
time.
Israeli Commandos: 3/Nazi Waffen SS: 3
Mike
slammed
the
hatch
right
down
just
as
the
rocket
hit
the
side.
Muttering
a
yiddish
prayer
under
his
breath,
he,
Thomas,
and
the
other
commando
began
headding
throught
the
U-boat
towards
the
engine
room,
intent
on
sending
the
vessel
down
to
the
depths
of
the
ocean.
A
minute
later,
and
they
arrived
at
the
U-boat's
control
room.
The
radar
were
brightly
lit,
and
the
room
was
bathed
in
a
red
light.
Mike
noticed
a
notebook
on
a
small
wooden
table,
and
walked
right
over
to
take
a
look
through.
On
it's
black
cover
was
a
golden
eagle,
holding
a
swastika
in
it's
claws.
Mike
opened
the
notebook,
and
read
the
german
writing
on
it's
pages.
Thomas
took
a
look
over
his
shoulder
to
see
what
his
partner
was
reading.
"What's
in
the
notebook?"
asked
Thomas.
"It's
a
plan
book."
Mike
replied.
"It
details
supply
locations,
hideouts,
and
I
think
targets
for
the
U-boat
to
attack."
"Let's
take
it,
and
head
for
the
engine
room."
Thomas
said.
"Good
idea."
responded
Mike
as
he
put
the
notebook
into
a
satchel
on
his
side.
"Let's
get
moving."
The
three
commandos
began
heading
towards
the
enging
room
once
again.
As
they
were
moving,
a
Nazi
with
a
Luger
PO8
pistol
was
sneaking
up
from
behind,
aimed
it
at
the
commando
walking
behind
Mike
&
Thomas.
With
a
pull
of
the
trigger,
a
bullet
came
flying
out,
and
nested
in
the
commando's
head,
shredding
his
brain
into
a
bloddy
salad.
Israeli Commandos: 2/Nazi Waffen SS: 3
Mike
&
Thomas
heard
the
shot
go
off,
and
turned
around
to
let
loose
a
volley
of
lead
from
their
Galil's.
The
bullets
turned
the
Nazi
into
a
block
of
bloody
swiss
cheese,
who's
body
slumped
to
the
ground
a
second
later.
Israeli Commandos: 2/Nazi Waffen SS: 2
"Good
riddiance."
spoke
Mike,
who
spit
on
the
Nazi's
lifeless
corpse.
The
two
remaining
commandos
noticed
a
ladder
heading
downward.
With
Thomas
gripping
the
ladder
first,
they
proceeded
to
go
down,
hopefully
getting
closer
to
the
engine
room.
Another
minute
later,
and
Mike
&
Thomas
were
closer
to
their
destination,
but
they
first
had
to
pass
through
the
galley.
It
was
rather
barren
for
a
U-boat,
with
only
a
few
tables
&
chairs
setup,
and
the
kitchen
to
the
left
side
of
the
room
was
small.
Mike
&
Thomas
started
walking
through,
when
a
Nazi
stepped
out
from
behind
a
cabinet
in
the
kitchen,
and
started
firing
off
an
MP44
that
he
was
holding.
The
two
commandos
immediately
ducked
behind
one
of
the
table
for
cover.
Once
the
firing
stopped,
Mike
ducked
out
from
cover,
and
managed
to
fire
off
his
AT4
that
he
had.
The
blast
rocked
the
entire
room,
and
spread
blood
&
guts
all
over
the
kitchen.
The
kitchen
looked
chunkier
than
a
batch
of
Texas
Chili.
Israeli Commandos: 2/Nazi Waffen SS: 1
There
was
still
a
little
smoke
in
the
air.
Mike
&
Thomas
promptly
dusted
it
out
of
their
faces,
then
got
out
from
cover
to
examine
the
explosive
kill.
"A
little
excessive,
don't
you
think?"
Thomas
asked.
"Na."
replied
Mike.
"I
though
it
was
appropriate,
given
the
situation."
Thomas
was
silent
for
a
moment,
then
nodded
his
head.
"Huh,
I
guess
you
were
right."
he
said.
Mike
patted
his
friend
on
the
shoulder.
"Let's
get
to
that
enging
room."
he
said.
The
two
commandos
got
out
from
behind
the
table,
and
started
heading
towards
the
galley's
exit,
which
would
lead
them
to
the
engine
room.
Just
before
they
were
about
to
exit
the
galley,
Mike
had
unintentionally
tripped
a
wire,
which
was
connected
to
a
Bouncing
Betty.
As
the
bomb
was
rising
up
in
the
air,
Mike
pushed
his
friend
through
the
galley
exit,
and
a
second
later,
the
bomb
went
off,
sending
dozens
of
ball
bearings
through
his
body,
and
shredding
him
to
bits.
Israeli Commandos: 1/Nazi Waffen SS: 1
Slighty
dazed
by
his
friend
tossing
him
through,
Thomas
looked
back
and
saw
Mike's
torn
body.
With
a
nod
&
quick
prayer
later,
he
headed
down
a
small
flight
of
stairs,
and
into
the
engine
room.
Thomas
was
met
with
the
smell
of
oil
&
gasoline
upon
entering
the
engine
room.
Although
it
wasn't
running,
the
size
of
the
engine
made
the
rest
of
the
room
feel
small.
Taking
out
a
wad
of
Semtex,
Thomas
stuck
it
right
on
the
fuel
line,
and
inserted
a
detonation
connection
to
the
detonator
in
his
pocket.
He
picked
up
his
Galil
and
was
about
to
walk
out
of
the
engine
room,
when
he
heard
footsteps
coming
up
from
behind.
He
turned
around,
and
saw
that
one
last
Nazi
was
standing
in
his
way,
holding
a
Luger
in
his
right
hand.
"My
good
friend."
the
Nazi
said.
"Would
you
so
kindly
throw
that
rifle
of
yours
that
way,
please."
Thomas
reluctantly
tossed
his
Galil
to
the
side,
far
from
his
grasp.
"Now,
please
put
your
hands
up."
the
Nazi
said.
Thomas
raised
his
hands
high
above
his
head.
The
Nazi
was
coming
closer
and
closer,
intent
on
ending
his
life.
How
the
hell
am
I
going
to
get
out
of
this
one,
he
thought
to
himself.
Think
Thomas,
Think!
The
Nazi
was
now
a
foot
away,
within
perfect
distance
of
shooting
Thomas.
"Do
you
have
any
last
words
before
you're
shot?"
the
Nazi
asked.
"Not
really."
replied
Thomas.
"Well
then,
goodbye."
the
Nazi
said
as
he
pulled
the
Luger's
trigger.
In
a
miaculuous
amount
of
luck,
the
Luger
jammed.
Trying
to
fix
his
gun,
the
Nazi
didn't
notice
Thomas
take
his
own
pistol
from
behind
his
back,
and
fired
bullet
after
bullet.
Each
one
went
right
into
the
Nazi's
body.
The
Nazi
was
still
standing
for
a
moment
or
two,
then
fell
face
first
into
the
metal
floor.
Thomas
blew
the
smoke
from
his
Glock
19,
then
reholstered
it.
"Man,
I
gotta
retire
after
this."
Thomas
said,
nodding
his
head
as
he
walked
out
of
the
engine
room.
Israeli Commandos: 1/Nazi Waffen SS: 0
Israeli Commandos: 518
Glock
19:
18
Micro
Galil:
300
AT4
Rocket
Launcher:
150
Semtex:
50
Nazi Waffen SS: 482
Luger
PO8:
41
MP44:
200
Panzerfaust:
200
Bouncing
Betty:
41
Ending Assessment: Despite
being
a
close
fight,
the
Israels,
coupled
with
their
intense
training
&
modern
guns,
won
over
the
racism
&
dated
firearms
of
the
SS.
Strongest
Weapon:
With
an
impressive
300
kills,
the
Israeli's
Micro
Galil
is
the
strongest
weapon
of
this
fight.
Weakest
Weapon:
In
contrast,
with
a
weak
18
kills,
the
Israel's
Glock
19
is
the
weakest
weapon
in
this
fight.
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