Crips vs Hell's Angels

Beginning Analysis: What happens when thugs from the west coast take on the world's most infamous biker gang. Read on to see who...is...deadliest!?

Crips
Short Range: Remington 870 Shotgun
Medium Range: M9 Beretta Pistol
Explosive: Molotov Cocktail
Special: Baseball Bat

Hell's Angels
Short Range: Spas-12 Shotgun
Medium Range: 357 Magnum
Explosive: M67 Grenade
Special: Ballpine Hammer

Who Got the Edge
Remington 870 vs Spas-12: This one is a tie. Both are incredibly lethal, but each have special qualities that suit the user. For the Crips, the Remington's (slightly) longer range gives them stopping power from a greater distance, while the Hell's Angels's Spas-12 give them a semi-auto weapon for up-close combat.

M9 Beretta vs 357 Magnum: Another tie. Just like the Remington & Spas-12, both are lethal & have special qualities. The M9 Beretta gives the Crips a pistol with an 8-round magazine, as well as being relatively concealable. The 357 Magnum is also concealable, but what it lacks in clip size (6 bullets) and fire rate, it makes up in firepower. One shot from a 357 is usually enough to take down an average adult.

Molotov Cocktail vs M67 Grenade: At first I though this was gonna be another tie, but then I decided to give the M67 the edge. It's true, the flames from a molotov are lethal, and last much longer than a blast from a grenade, but the grenade's blast radius is larger, and the explosive can cause confusion as well as death.

Baseball Bat vs Ballpine Hammer: Although the Ballpine Hammer is the Hell's Angels signature physical weapon, the baseball bat gets the edge. It has a greater reach, and can cause more trauma to the body.

Setup
At the Loose Lips Tavern & Bar, a group of 5 Hell's Angels had been drinking & partying after a beatdown of some punk gang. Larry, the leader of the group, along with his buddies Bill, Tom, Bob, and Neal, had been in the group for at least 15 years, and were considered to be local legends. Larry, Tom, and Bob were inside drinking, Bill was just outside smoking, and Neal was in the adjacent garage fixing up his Harley. Little did they know that the gang that they recently beatup was looking for some payback, and they just happened to be in the neighborhood.

The gang that the Angels beatup were actually a local Crip chapter, who happened to live a couple miles away from the Loose Lips. After find their watering hole, a group of 5 thugs, armed with nothing more than some shotguns, a couple pistols, a few cocktails, and 2 baseball bats, got into a Cadillac, and drove.

As they get close to the tavern, Bill had noticed the car was slowing down. Thinking that it was somebody who was lost, he paid no attention. As he lighted his next cigarette, he failed to noticed the car's windows rolling down, and pistol getting drawn. Before he could realize what was going on, a storm of bullets was raining down on him & the tavern. He slumped down next to the door, with enough holes in him to turn him into swiss cheese.

Crips: 5/Hell's Angels: 4

After hearing the gunshots, everybody else ducked to avoid getting shots. "Son of a *****!!" Larry yelled. After the gunfire, they could hear a door open, and heard someone yell out "Come & get some Muthafuckas!!". Pissed, and slightly drunk, Larry grabbed his Spas-12 from behind the bar, and proceeded out the door. When he got outside, he saw a black man dressed in a sports jersey, along with camo shorts, nike shoes, and a blue bandana tied to his face.

"Yo, Redneck!" the thug said. "We be crippin for life, ya dig!?"

"Crippin this, ******!!" Larry yelled, and shot the thug square in his chest.

Crips: 4/ Hell's Angels: 4

After seeing on of their own get shot, Larry could hear someone yell in the car: "Yo *****, drive the **** out of here!". The car sped off, and now it was on. After taking a look at Bill's bullet ridden corpse, Larry knew what he had to do. "Angels, let's ride!" he yelled out. Everybody got to their bikes, revved them up, and rode off in search of the car.

About 5 minutes later, they caught sight of the car. They got close to it, when a shotgun popped out of the window, and 2 slugs got shot at Bob. He flew off his bike, and tumbled down the road.

Crips: 4/Hell's Angels: 3

"******." growled Tom, and sped up. He got right next to the back of the car where the window was lowered down, and was able to see who shot Bob. A second later, the shotgun popped out of the window again, a blew a shot off. It barely missed Tom's head. Angered, Tom took out his 357, and shot not one of, but the two thugs in the back of the car.

Crips: 2/Hell's Angels: 3

"Two morons for the price of one bullet. God I love my life." Tom said in a satisfied voice. Unfortunately, during his gloating, he failed to see the bottle with the flaming rag being thrown at him. He was hit squarely in the chest, and got caught on fire in a flash. His flaming body fell off his bike into a ditch, where it continued to burn.

Crips: 2/Hell's Angels: 2

Suprised by the attack, Larry & Neal gave the car some space, but not enough that they didn't lose sight of it. About 10 minutes later, they saw the car park at a small apartment complex, where they were sure that the thugs were living in. They saw the last two run immediately inside the complex. "Let's give these ******* a taste of Hell!" Larry cried out, and Neal nodded in agreement.

They pulled up right next to the car, and got off. Larry still had his Spas-12 with him, as well as a M67 in his left pocket, and a Ballpine Hammer in his right pocket. Neal had only a Spas, but it was all he needed.

The two bikers, who at this point were pissed off to the point of no return, walked inside the apartment complex. At first, they though that the two thugs were on the first floor, when Neal heard some noises coming from the second floor. He pointed up to Larry, who nodded that hear also heard the noise. The two of then crept up the stairs to make sure that they weren't heard. They got to the second floor a moment later, and were right in front of the apartment where they heard the noise coming from. Larry was on the right side of the door, and Neal was on the left. Taking out the grenade from his pocket, he was about to open the door and throw it in, when one of the two thugs came charging at his with a Baseball Bat, and managed to land a blow on his chest. He fell to the ground, dropping his grenade. The thug tried to hand a blow to Larry's head, when he felt a tap on his shoulder, and saw Neal's Spas-12 aimed straight at his head. A second later, brain, blood, and lead flew all over the hallway.

Crips: 1/Hell's Angels: 2

The headless body slumped to the ground. Neal then promptly went over to check on Larry, who was proped up against the wall, holding his chest. "It hurts, but that bastard didn't kill me." said Larry. Happy that his buddy wasn't dead, Neal charged into the apartment. Larry managed to get to his feet a moment later, when he heard gunshots. Managing to get back to where he was moments earlier, Larry took out the Ballpine Hammer that was in his pocket, and gripped it as tight as he could. "Neal. Neal, you still alive in there!?" he yelled. Unfortunately, he heard nothing, and that when he knew that his friend had died.

Crips: 1/Hell's Angels: 1

Just then, he heard footsteps coming towards the opening. Taking out his Hammer, he waited until somebody's head popped out. Sure enough, the last thug popped his head out, but in the wrong direction. He knocked the Hammer out of Larry's hand, and the two of them began fighting on the ground. With the pain in his chest, he was having a hard time fighting back, but he was able to get in a couple hits. After landing a kick on the thug's groind, he picked his Hammer back up, and landed a sickening blow to the thug's head. With the Hammer stuck in his head, Larry kicked the lifeless body down the stairs. After looking at the corpse, he let out a howl in victory, and left to get a drink.

Crips: 0/Hell's Angels: 1

Hell's Angels: 520
357 Magnum: 200
Spas-12: 200
M67 Grenade: 100
Ballpine Hammer: 20

Crips: 480
M9 Beretta: 200
Remington 870: 200
Molotov Cocktail: 40
Baseball Bat: 40

Final Examination: Despite the closeness of the fight, the Hell's Angels pulled out on top. Their ruthlessness & violent lifestyle earns them the title of deadliest warrior.

Strongest Weapon: Both sides had their medium & short range weapons get 200 kills each, making them the strongest weapons.

Weakest Weapon: With it's short range, and only 20 kills, the Ballpine Hammer gains the weakest weapon spot.