Apache vs Aztec Jaguar
Beginning Analysis: What happens when a guerilla from the southwest takes on Central America's most lethal holy warrior? Read on to see who...is...deadliest!?
Apache
Short
Range:
Tomahawk
Medium
Range:
War
Lance
Long
Range:
Apache
Bow
&
Arrow
Special:
Apache
Knife
Aztec Jaguar
Short
Range:
Stone
Axe
Medium
Range:
Maquahuitl
Long
Range:
Aztec
Bow
&
Arrow
Special:
Tlacochtli
Spear
&
Atlatl
Launcher
Who Got the Edge
Tomahawk vs Stone Axe: The
Tomahawk
gets
the
edge.
It
addition
to
being
a
thrown
weapon
as
well
as
a
up
close
weapon,
the
Tomahawk
was
made
from
a
variety
of
materials.
The
Stone
Axe
was
generally
not
thrown,
and
was
made
with
only
one
material.
War Lance vs Maquahuitl: The
Maquahuitl
get
the
edge.
While
the
War
Lance
can
inflict
devastating
piercing
wounds,
it
doesn't
quite
have
the
raw
cutting
&
bludgeoning
that
the
Maquahuitl
has.
On
top
of
that,
the
obsidian
bits
broken
in
the
wounds
would
make
healing
difficult,
if
not
impossible.
Apache Bow & Arrow vs Aztec Bow & Arrow: Both
bows
get
the
edge.
The
Apaches
used
a
variety
of
materials
for
their
arrow
tips,
including
rusted
metal,
stone,
and
obsidian
if
they
could
find
it.
On
top
of
that,
the
bow
was
using
from
on
horseback
or
on
foot.
With
the
Aztec's
obsidian
arrow
tips,
they
could
inflict
wounds
that
were
almost
impossible
to
heal
(look
above
for
a
similar
example).
Apache Knife vs Tlacochtli Spear & Atlatl Launcher: The
Apache
Knife
gets
the
edge.
Although
the
Tlacochtli
has
a
far
greater
range,
it
can
only
(effectively)
be
used
as
a
ranged
weapon.
With
the
knife,
you
can
use
it
up
close,
as
well
as
throw
it.
Setup
It
was
a
warm,
summer
afternoon
in
the
foothills
of
the
great
plains.
The
skies
were
clear,
and
the
sun
was
shining
brightly.
In
a
small
thicket,
an
Apache
indian
was
cleaning
the
blood
of
of
his
personal
knife.
Earlier
in
the
day,
he
had
been
hunting
in
the
woods
for
some
food
to
bring
back
to
his
tribe,
when
he
had
run
into
some
kind
of
strange,
armored
savage.
He
had
tried
to
communicate
with
this
person,
but
was
instead
under
attack
by
him.
After
a
few
minutes,
the
Apache
had
finally
managed
to
disarm
his
attacker,
and
sent
his
knife
right
across
the
brute's
throat.
The
Apache
finished
cleaning
his
knife,
and
placed
it
back
into
it's
sheathe.
He
walked
to
a
tree
right
behind
him,
and
picked
up
his
other
weapons:
His
bow
and
arrow,
his
War
Lance,
and
two
iron
Tomahawks.
He
then
started
back
towards
the
open
field
he
was
wandering
earlier.
Hopefully,
there
would
be
a
deer
walking
around
that
would
provide
his
tribe
with
at
least
a
day's
worth
of
food.
Gripping
his
bow,
and
pulling
out
a
barbed
arrow,
he
sent
out
on
a
hunt
that
will
help
preserve
his
tribe.
He
finally
stepped
out
onto
the
field,
and
saw
a
unusual
sight.
Right
in
the
middle
of
the
field
was
a
freshly
slain
deer,
with
an
arrow
still
stuck
inside
the
animal's
head.
Cautious,
but
curious,
the
Apache
crept
towards
the
corpse
to
inspect
it.
Sure
enough,
the
carcass
was
real,
as
was
the
arrow
in
the
skull.
He
pulled
it
out,
and
saw
that
the
tip
was
composed
of
obsidian,
a
stone
that
he
himself
sometimes
used
on
his
own
arrows.
The
animal
hasn't
been
dead
for
long,
the
Apache
thought
to
himself.
Maybe
2
hourse,
at
the
least.
Blessing
the
spirits
above,
he
put
his
bow
over
his
shoulder,
and
the
barbed
arrow
back
into
the
quiver,
and
picked
up
the
deer
carcass.
That
was
when
he
heard
the
whistling.
Two
arrows
came
flying
in,
and
hit
the
deer
corpse
right
in
the
abdomen.
The
Apache
immediately
set
down
the
body,
and
took
off
his
bow.
He
scanned
the
horizon,
and
saw
nobody.
However,
he
did
see
some
shaking
going
off
in
some
bushes
ahead
of
him.
Taking
out
a
rusted
arrow,
he
knocked
the
bow,
and
fired.
The
arrow
flew
with
the
grace
of
the
wind,
and
went
right
into
the
bushes.
The
shaking
stopped,
and
the
Apache
ran
right
in
to
investige
who,
or
what,
attacked
him.
When
he
got
behind
the
bushes,
the
Apache
didn't
find
whoever
it
was
that
attacked
him.
He
did
spot
a
smoldering
fire
underneath
a
tree,
with
smoke
rising
up
into
the
sky,
and
embers
still
glowing.
There
was
meat
of
some
kind
on
a
stick
right
next
to
the
fire,
all
nice
and
cooked.
As
the
Apache
was
reaching
for
the
stick,
someone
right
above
him
jumped
down,
yelling
and
screaming
like
a
wildman.
The
Apache
gripped
his
War
Lance,
and
gave
himself
some
distance
from
his
attacker.
He
was
quite
the
interesting
individual.
He
wore
a
cotton
shirt
of
some
kind,
with
a
colorful
sash
across
his
shoulder,
and
he
had
two
cotton
slipper
shoes.
What
was
most
intriguing
was
the
wooden
helmet.
It
was
shaped
like
an
exotic
cat,
with
dots
painted
all
over,
and
eyes
painted
right
above
the
wearer's
own.
The
Apache
never
saw
someone
like
this
before,
and
suspected
that
this
person
was
from
a
tribe
he'd
never
encountered
before.
He
had
to
be
one
his
toes,
since
he
didn't
know
how
his
attacker
fought.
The
attacker
began
swinging
around
a
heavy
wooden
club,
and
the
Apache
noticed
that
it
was
lined
with
obsidian
edges,
much
like
the
arrows
that
were
shot
into
the
deer
carcass.
In
response,
the
Apache
thrusted
his
War
Lance
back
and
forth,
keeping
his
attacker
at
a
far
distance.
This
went
on
for
an
extra
moment
or
two,
until
the
attacker
came
down
upon
the
Apache
with
a
tremendous
amount
of
force,
and
the
club
broke
the
War
Lance
into
two
pieces.
Startled
by
the
display
of
brute
force,
the
Apache
drew
his
knife,
and
retreated
to
a
better
position.
His
attacker
followed
suit,
still
gripping
the
bladed
club.
A
couple
minutes
later,
and
the
Apache
found
himself
in
some
thick
woods.
He
could
hear
his
attacker
running
towards
him,
so
he
put
his
knife
into
his
mouth,
and
climbed
up
the
nearest
tree
to
get
a
better
vantage
point.
Sure
enough,
his
attacker
came
running
in,
still
holding
onto
his
obsidian-edged
club.
The
Apache
jumped
down
just
as
his
attacker
was
right
below
him.
He
let
out
his
war
cry,
and
pounced
his
attacker.
He
came
down
with
the
force
of
a
hawk,
and
knocked
his
attacker's
club
out
of
his
hands.
The
attacker
got
up
off
of
his
feet,
and
before
he
could
reach
for
his
club,
a
knife
flew
right
into
his
shoulder.
The
pain
stopped
him
right
in
his
tracks,
and
he
wasn't
used
to
pain.
His
opponent's
moment
of
inaction
gave
the
Apache
an
opening
to
land
a
final
killing
blow,
he
drew
one
of
his
Tomahawks,
raised
it,
and
let
the
weapon
fly.
It
flew
right
towards
it's
target,
and
just
when
it
was
about
to
hit,
the
Apache's
attacker
knocked
it
out
of
the
air
with
what
looked
like
an
axe
made
out
of
stone.
This
individual
just
won't
lie
down,
the
Apache
thought.
Taking
out
his
last
Tomahawk,
he
ran
again
from
his
attacker.
He
was
gaining
some
good
ground,
when
he
felt
something
got
right
through
his
arm.
He
fell
to
his
knees,
and
looked
at
his
arm.
Going
right
through
it
was
a
long,
arrow-shaped
spear,
with
a
black
tip
still
in
one
piece.
The
Apache
put
down
his
weapon,
and
began
taking
the
spear
out,
which
was
a
painful
process.
Meanwhile,
his
attacker
was
walking
towards
him,
gripping
his
Stone
Axe,
and
raised
it
high
above
his
head
to
send
it
into
the
Apache's
head.
He
was
within
range
of
the
Apache's
head,
when
the
Apache
suddenly
pulled
the
spear
out,
and
swiftly
grabbed
the
Tomahawk.
He
swung
it
at
his
attacker's
torso,
and
for
a
moment,
his
opponent
stood
still.
A
second
later,
he
dropped
his
Stone
Axe,
and
his
guts
spilled
out
from
the
wound.
The
Apache
got
back
to
his
feet,
and
saw
his
opponent
lying
in
a
pool
of
blood
and
organs.
It
was
a
gristly,
yet
satisfying
sight.
Apache: 653
Tomahawk:
200
War
Lance:
53
Apache
Bow
&
Arrow:
200
Apache
Knife:
200
Aztec Jaguar: 347
Stone
Axe:
13
Maquahuitl:
240
Aztec
Bow
&
Arrow:
47
Tlacochtli
Spear
&
Atlatl
Launcher:
40
Ending
Assessment:
The
Apache
was
better
as
setting
ambushes,
had
weapons
that
could
be
used
from
multiple
distances,
and
were
made
from
better
materials.
Strongest Weapon: Despite
being
the
loser,
the
Aztec's
Maquahuitl,
with
it's
240
kills,
is
the
strongest
weapon
of
this
fight.
Weakest Weapon: With
a
measly
13
kills,
the
Aztec's
Stone
Axe
takes
the
weakest
weapon
spot.
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