Friday, April 13, 2012

Israeli Commandos vs Nazi Waffen SS


Beginning Analysis: What happens when defenders of the Jewish Nation take on opponents from their dark past? Read on to see who...is...deadliest!?

Israeli Commandos
Short Range: Glock 19 Pistol
Medium Range: Micro Galil Assault Rifle
Long Range (Explosive): AT4 Rocket Launcher
Explosive: Semtex

Nazi Waffen SS
Short Range: Luger PO8 Pistol
Medium Range: MP44 Assault Rifle
Long Range (Explosive): Panzerfaust
Explosive: Bouncing Betty

Who Got the Edge
Glock 19 vs Luger PO8: The Glock 19 gets the edge. Although both pistols have the same barrel length (102mm), the Glock 19 has a couple advantages over the Luger. It has a higher ammo capacity (can accept clips containing 10 rounds, all the way up to 17 rounds. The Luger can only accept 8-round clips) and weighs less when unloaded (595g compared to the Luger's unloaded weight of 870g).
Micro Galil vs MP44: The Micro Galil gets the edge. It has a slightly higher ammo capacity (35 rounds a clip, compared to the MP44's ammo capacity of 30 rounds a clip), firing rate (650 - 750 rounds a minute, compared to the MP44's firing rate of 500 - 600 rounds a minute), and a lighter weight unloaded (2.95kg compared to the MP44 unloaded weight of 4.22kg).
AT4 vs Panzerfaust: Both launchers get the edge. They have about the same firing range, and are both disposable after being used.
Semtex vs Bouncing Betty: Semtex gets the edge. Although the Bouncing Betty can inflict horrific damage, Semtex can be shaped into any blast configuration, and has far more force behind the explosion it creates.

Setup
It was a warm day on the Israeli coast. The warm air from the Mediterranian made the area rather pleasant to live in, or at least have a picnic with loved ones. For a group of commandos, however, it wouldn't be a walk in the park.
These 5 commandos were on a simple security tour in their jeep, when they were getting within range of an abandoned subpen that the Nazi's used during WW2. The jeep was getting closer, when one of the commandos sitting in the back picked up his binoculars to get a glimpse at what he thought was a red flag of some kind. Thomas, a fellow commando, noticed what his comrade was doing, leaned over to talk to him.
"Hey Mike, whatcha doing?" he asked.
"I thought I saw something at the subpen." responded Thomas. "Hey, is the subpen on our security tour?"
The driver knodded. "Yes it is." he responded. "Some of the locals have been reporting some strange things happening there lately. It's not going to be a long search though. Just a quick run though and such."
Mike knodded, and put his binoculars back into it's holder. A minute later, and all five commandos arrived at the subpen. They got out of their jeep, and started walking inside.
"Huh, I didn't see it again." spoke Mike.
"What didn't you see?" Thomas asked.
"There was a red flag that I saw earlier." responded Mike. "I couldn't get a complete look at it."
"Perhaps we'll see it again." a commando from behind said.
Mike knodded, and the five soldiers walked inside, hoping to not find any sign of trouble.
The commandos first gazed upon the front office of the subpen. The room was dark, and dust covered everything they saw. A rotten, wooden desk standing to the right still had a tattered Nazi flag drapped over it. It still oozed evil & darkness, and it was then that Mike had a reaction.
"That's the flag!" he yelled, pointing at it.
Thomas walked right over. "Are you positive that's what you saw?" he asked.
Mike knodded. "Positive." he said. "I didn't see all of it, but I'm certain that the flag I saw was this."
"Then we should be careful as we're going through." A commando from behind said.
"Agreed." said Thomas. "Let's keep moving through here, and keep out eyes open."
A minute later, and they showed up at a damp hallway. Beams of light came through the boarded windows, illuminated the dust that was floating around. The commandos could hear the sea pounding against the coast, and the seagulls screeching as they were flying around. A boarded window at the end of the hallway was letting in a bit more light than the others were. Mike thought he had hear voices coming from the outside, and ran right over to confirm what he heard. He got what he want, and then some.
Out in the seayard was an old German U-Boat, tied to the docks, with a Nazi Flag waiving high in the area. There were crates stacked right by the ramp of the U-boat, emblazoned with the Nazi swastica.
Mike ducked downward, just in case somebody from the outside. "Are you seeing this?" he asked Thomas.
"Yes, I am." responded Thomas. "Either that, or the buzz I got from that wine I druck a night ago is kicking back in, and I'm hallucinating."
"Lets go down there and take a look around." said a commando behind them. "Might be a clue that we could find."
"Then let's go." Thomas spoke, who waived the other commandos past him. They went through an opening at the end of the hallway, and out onto the seayard.
The wind was still blowing around gently, and the seagulls were still floating through the air. The squad quickly got behind a row of large crated when they heard footsteps coming towards them, making sure that they weren't seen. A moment later, the sounds of the footsteps stopped, and the sound of chatter started. The language confirmed what the commando's feared: it was German. The commando's had uncovered a Nazi cell.
Thomas gathered the other commandos around him. "Alright, here's the plan." he spoke. "We'll take out those two guards, then get onto that sub. If there's anybody in said sub, simply take them down. Once the sub has been cleared, head to the engine room, and plant some Semtex. Once that's done, get the hell out, and light the damn thing up. Any questions?"
The commandos simply knodded. "Okay then, let's get to work." Thomas said.
Mike and two of the commandos headed left, while Thomas and the other commando headed to the right. Thomas was within inches of the two Nazis, enough that he could kill them with his Glock 19 he thought to himself. He drew the pistol from it's holster, and aimed it at the two targets. 5 bullets later, and the two targets were down.

Israeli Commandos: 5/Nazi Waffen SS: 3

Thomas holstered his pistol and waived Mike and the other commandos forward. He and the commando that was with him went forward towards the U-boat ramp. They kept their eyes & ears open for any other sign of Nazi activity. As they were walking up the ramp, they failed to notice a man on top of a nearby shed, with a Panzerfaust slung over his back. He took it off, and aimed it right at the commandos. As they were opening the U-boat hatch, the Panzerfaust was fired, sending it's explosive content  right at them. Thomas, Mike, and one of the other commandos managed to get down into the sub just before the rocket hit, sending flame & shrapnel through the two commandos who didn't make it down in time.

Israeli Commandos: 3/Nazi Waffen SS: 3

Mike slammed the hatch right down just as the rocket hit the side. Muttering a yiddish prayer under his breath, he, Thomas, and the other commando began headding throught the U-boat towards the engine room, intent on sending the vessel down to the depths of the ocean.
A minute later, and they arrived at the U-boat's control room. The radar were brightly lit, and the room was bathed in a red light. Mike noticed a notebook on a small wooden table, and walked right over to take a look through. On it's black cover was a golden eagle, holding a swastika in it's claws. Mike opened the notebook, and read the german writing on it's pages. Thomas took a look over his shoulder to see what his partner was reading.
"What's in the notebook?" asked Thomas.
"It's a plan book." Mike replied. "It details supply locations, hideouts, and I think targets for the U-boat to attack."
"Let's take it, and head for the engine room." Thomas said.
"Good idea." responded Mike as he put the notebook into a satchel on his side. "Let's get moving."
The three commandos began heading towards the enging room once again. As they were moving, a Nazi with a Luger PO8 pistol was sneaking up from behind, aimed it at the commando walking behind Mike & Thomas. With a pull of the trigger, a bullet came flying out, and nested in the commando's head, shredding his brain into a bloddy salad.

Israeli Commandos: 2/Nazi Waffen SS: 3

Mike & Thomas heard the shot go off, and turned around to let loose a volley of lead from their Galil's. The bullets turned the Nazi into a block of bloody swiss cheese, who's body slumped to the ground a second later.

Israeli Commandos: 2/Nazi Waffen SS: 2

"Good riddiance." spoke Mike, who spit on the Nazi's lifeless corpse. The two remaining commandos noticed a ladder heading downward. With Thomas gripping the ladder first, they proceeded to go down, hopefully getting closer to the engine room.
Another minute later, and Mike & Thomas were closer to their destination, but they first had to pass through the galley. It was rather barren for a U-boat, with only a few tables & chairs setup, and the kitchen to the left side of the room was small. Mike & Thomas started walking through, when a Nazi stepped out from behind a cabinet in the kitchen, and started firing off an MP44 that he was holding. The two commandos immediately ducked behind one of the table for cover. Once the firing stopped, Mike ducked out from cover, and managed to fire off his AT4 that he had. The blast rocked the entire room, and spread blood & guts all over the kitchen. The kitchen looked chunkier than a batch of Texas Chili.

Israeli Commandos: 2/Nazi Waffen SS: 1

There was still a little smoke in the air. Mike & Thomas promptly dusted it out of their faces, then got out from cover to examine the explosive kill. "A little excessive, don't you think?" Thomas asked.
"Na." replied Mike. "I though it was appropriate, given the situation."
Thomas was silent for a moment, then nodded his head. "Huh, I guess you were right." he said.
Mike patted his friend on the shoulder. "Let's get to that enging room." he said. The two commandos got out from behind the table, and started heading towards the galley's exit, which would lead them to the engine room. Just before they were about to exit the galley, Mike had unintentionally tripped a wire, which was connected to a Bouncing Betty. As the bomb was rising up in the air, Mike pushed his friend through the galley exit, and a second later, the bomb went off, sending dozens of ball bearings through his body, and shredding him to bits.

Israeli Commandos: 1/Nazi Waffen SS: 1

Slighty dazed by his friend tossing him through, Thomas looked back and saw Mike's torn body. With a nod & quick prayer later, he headed down a small flight of stairs, and into the engine room.
Thomas was met with the smell of oil & gasoline upon entering the engine room. Although it wasn't running, the size of the engine made the rest of the room feel small. Taking out a wad of Semtex, Thomas stuck it right on the fuel line, and inserted a detonation connection to the detonator in his pocket. He picked up his Galil and was about to walk out of the engine room, when he heard footsteps coming up from behind. He turned around, and saw that one last Nazi was standing in his way, holding a Luger in his right hand.
"My good friend." the Nazi said. "Would you so kindly throw that rifle of yours that way, please."
Thomas reluctantly tossed his Galil to the side, far from his grasp.
"Now, please put your hands up." the Nazi said.
Thomas raised his hands high above his head. The Nazi was coming closer and closer, intent on ending his life. How the hell am I going to get out of this one, he thought to himself. Think Thomas, Think!
The Nazi was now a foot away, within perfect distance of shooting Thomas. "Do you have any last words before you're shot?" the Nazi asked.
"Not really." replied Thomas.
"Well then, goodbye." the Nazi said as he pulled the Luger's trigger. In a miaculuous amount of luck, the Luger jammed. Trying to fix his gun, the Nazi didn't notice Thomas take his own pistol from behind his back, and fired bullet after bullet. Each one went right into the Nazi's body. The Nazi was still standing for a moment or two, then fell face first into the metal floor. Thomas blew the smoke from his Glock 19, then reholstered it.
"Man, I gotta retire after this." Thomas said, nodding his head as he walked out of the engine room.

Israeli Commandos: 1/Nazi Waffen SS: 0

Israeli Commandos: 518
Glock 19: 18
Micro Galil: 300
AT4 Rocket Launcher: 150
Semtex: 50

Nazi Waffen SS: 482
Luger PO8: 41
MP44: 200
Panzerfaust: 200
Bouncing Betty: 41

Ending Assessment: Despite being a close fight, the Israels, coupled with their intense training & modern guns, won over the racism & dated firearms of the SS.
Strongest Weapon: With an impressive 300 kills, the Israeli's Micro Galil is the strongest weapon of this fight.
Weakest Weapon: In contrast, with a weak 18 kills, the Israel's Glock 19 is the weakest weapon in this fight.

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