Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Handsome Jack vs Mr. Torgue Weapon Preview

Hi. Sorry it's taken me so long to put this up. I've had some stuff happen over the past couple months that have delayed this post, but no longer! Finally, here's a weapon preview for the fight between the badass Handsome Jack, and the kickass Mr. Torgue!!

Handsome Jack Weapons (Previewed by Handsome Jack)
Short Range: Conference Call

True story: I was at a meeting one time with my "Top" designed, and we were discussing some of our best products, and wondering if we could add something new to our catalog. I said "I got something.", and I pulled out this black beauty. They dropped their jaws like they never saw greatness before. One of them asked "What's it do?". I just said......well, you had to be there to see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXvQgHUp2ds

Medium Range: Logan's Gun

Named after one of my favorite movies, this little thing really knows how to spark up a conversation if you know what I mean. Just bring it to a party, and watch it lights things, and people, up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQUZRUdfIgM

Long Range: Bitch

This one's named after my wife. I named it after my wife because it's gonna make you cry, and...well, act like a little bitch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuQJI8mHll8

Special: Invader

You know, I don't know why I named this gun the "Invader". I guess I wanted to have a gun with a swave name like mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLf4SdL8c4U

Mr. Torgue Weapons (Previewed by Mr. Torgue)
Short Range: Flakker

WE AT THE TORGUE CORPORATION LOVE EXPLOSIONS, AND THE FLAKKER SHOWS THAT LOVE!! IT MAKES SO MANY EXPLOSIONS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKyLjVf8yac

Medium Range: Unkempt Harold

EXPLOSION MAKER THAT'S FUN SIZED, I NAMED THIS GUN AFTER MY SON!!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE A SON. HE'S A BADASS MOTHERF*CKER!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9j1sZTci8w

Long Range: Kerblaster

ROCKETS ARE AWESOME!!! GRENADES ARE AWESOME!!! HOW DO YOU MAKE THOSE TWO THINGS AWESOME.......PUT THE BASTARDS TOGETHER, AND YOU HAVE DOUBLE THE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIM-gmB0WCM

Special: Nukem

SLAMAMEMOW, I LOVE THIS ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! I NAMED THIS GUN AFTER A MAJOR BADASS!!!! IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, THIS GUY IS ABOUT AS MUCH OF A BADASS AS ME!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boGF9Mc1B4A