Hi. Sorry it's taken me so long to put this up. I've had some stuff happen over the past couple months that have delayed this post, but no longer! Finally, here's a weapon preview for the fight between the badass Handsome Jack, and the kickass Mr. Torgue!!
Handsome Jack Weapons (Previewed by Handsome Jack)
Short Range: Conference Call
True story: I was at a meeting one time with my "Top" designed, and we were discussing some of our best products, and wondering if we could add something new to our catalog. I said "I got something.", and I pulled out this black beauty. They dropped their jaws like they never saw greatness before. One of them asked "What's it do?". I just said......well, you had to be there to see it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXvQgHUp2ds
Medium Range: Logan's Gun
Named after one of my favorite movies, this little thing really knows how to spark up a conversation if you know what I mean. Just bring it to a party, and watch it lights things, and people, up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQUZRUdfIgM
Long Range: Bitch
This one's named after my wife. I named it after my wife because it's gonna make you cry, and...well, act like a little bitch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuQJI8mHll8
Special: Invader
You know, I don't know why I named this gun the "Invader". I guess I wanted to have a gun with a swave name like mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLf4SdL8c4U
Mr. Torgue Weapons (Previewed by Mr. Torgue)
Short Range: Flakker
WE AT THE TORGUE CORPORATION LOVE EXPLOSIONS, AND THE FLAKKER SHOWS THAT LOVE!! IT MAKES SO MANY EXPLOSIONS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKyLjVf8yac
Medium Range: Unkempt Harold
EXPLOSION MAKER THAT'S FUN SIZED, I NAMED THIS GUN AFTER MY SON!!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE A SON. HE'S A BADASS MOTHERF*CKER!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9j1sZTci8w
Long Range: Kerblaster
ROCKETS ARE AWESOME!!! GRENADES ARE AWESOME!!! HOW DO YOU MAKE THOSE TWO THINGS AWESOME.......PUT THE BASTARDS TOGETHER, AND YOU HAVE DOUBLE THE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIM-gmB0WCM
Special: Nukem
SLAMAMEMOW, I LOVE THIS ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! I NAMED THIS GUN AFTER A MAJOR BADASS!!!! IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, THIS GUY IS ABOUT AS MUCH OF A BADASS AS ME!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boGF9Mc1B4A
ReplyDeleteHey dude its been a long time no see. Sorry about not commenting on your stuff more, I like most of the old bloggers just aren't on very much anymore. If you are interested many of them have moved here https://www.facebook.com/groups/299716573381977/ which you can join if you want, with either a fake or a real FB account.